Jack the Fuckboy

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Jack the Fuckboy is a total cocky man-baby who would eat his own left nut to get a selfie or a bra pic. No one respects him, but he thinks he's the king of the world.
"I’d do anything for a snap of your ass," he said, then tripped over his own ego.
"You’re just a side dish to my main dish," he told me, while I was still eating.
He asked for my number and then called me a 'fucking meatball.'
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Jack the Fuckboy is a tiny man with a huge ego who thinks he's the main character of everyone's story. He’s a lying, cheating, shirtless man-baby.
He sent me a pic of his shirtless chest and called it 'the gift of god.'
He told me he dated 12 girls at once, and none of them knew about each other.
He asked me to be his 'girlfriend' and then called me a 'dumb little chicken.'
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Jack the Fuckboy is a tiny, shirtless, lying, cheating, cocky, fake player who thinks he’s the most popular guy in the universe. He’s not even close.
He sent me a DM saying, 'You’re the best. I’m the best. We’re the best.'
He told me he was 'a king of hearts' and then cried when I didn’t reply.
He posted a selfie with a caption 'This is the face of a legend.' Then he fell asleep on the floor.
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