jack the daniel

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A fancy drink made from a gooey mix and spring water. It's like liquid gold for idiots and the best way to get people naked.
My cousin drank it and tried to marry my sister. It was a disaster.
I drank it and ended up on a park bench with a stranger.
My dad says it's the only thing that can make him forget his job.
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A drink that makes drunk babies and gives chavs a reason to hide their bad taste with Coke.
My neighbor tried to drink it with Coke and looked like a raccoon.
My mom said it's the reason my brother has 12 kids.
I tried it with Coke and it tasted like regret.
3
A strong drink from Tennessee that gets girls naked and makes you forget your problems.
I drank it and my crush took off her shirt. It was magic.
My brother drank it and ended up in a karaoke bar.
I drank it and forgot my own name.
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The only friend a sad person can get. It's the best when you drink the whole bottle and cry in the corner.
I drank it and cried so hard my dog left me.
My friend drank it and cried over a pizza.
I drank it and my room looked like a war zone.
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A medicine that can fix your problems, but only if you drink it and forget your life.
I drank it and forgot my homework. It was worth it.
My brother drank it and forgot his wedding.
I drank it and forgot my own face.
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A drink that is awesome, cheap, and can make you do stupid things like dance in public.
I drank it and danced in the street like a fool.
My dad drank it and tried to sing opera.
I drank it and kissed my teacher.
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A smooth whiskey from Tennessee that makes you want to go there and live with Dusty.
I want to go to Lynchburg and live with Dusty forever.
I drank it and thought I was in a movie.
Dusty is the best, and I would follow him anywhere.
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