jack the cunt

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Jack the Cunt is a guy who’s so annoying and rude it feels like he’s trying to ruin your day on purpose. He’s like the human version of a broken toaster, you can’t even enjoy your breakfast in peace.
Jack the Cunt yelled at me for spilling coffee on his pants. I didn’t even touch his pants.
He called me a ‘moron’ for not knowing the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
He walked out of the meeting and left me to explain his whole plan to the boss.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Jack Cunt is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He’d rather take a nap than help you, and when he does help, it’s just to show off and get all the credit.
He said he’d help me with the project, then spent the whole time on his phone playing Candy Crush.
He walked out of the restaurant when the bill came. I had to pay for his whole meal.
He said he’d come to the party, then didn’t show up until the cake was already eaten.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack the Cunt is the kind of person who does nothing and expects everyone else to do all the work. He’s like a ghost, you can’t see him, but you can feel his laziness everywhere.
He didn’t clean up after lunch and left a mess for the whole office to deal with.
He said he’d help me with the presentation, then spent the whole time eating a sandwich.
He sat on the couch during the movie and said he didn’t want to watch it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack the Cunt is the worst human being who ever lived. He’s the reason why people hate Mondays, and also why people cry in public.
He insulted my mom and then called her a ‘weakling’ in front of everyone.
He took the last cookie and then said I was ‘unlucky’ for not getting it.
He said he was going to win the game, then fell over and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack the Cunt is the kind of guy who drinks like a fish and then disappears when the bill comes. He’s like a drunk version of a ninja, fast, loud, and completely useless.
He drank six beers and then ran out of the bar before the bill came.
He said he’d pay for the pizza, then left me with a $40 bill.
He drank the whole bottle of wine and then said he ‘didn’t feel like paying’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack the Cunt is the person who’s so rude and annoying it’s like you’re stuck in a room with a screaming parrot. He’s the reason why people have to take breaks from life.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing how to use the printer.
He made a huge scene in the restaurant because he didn’t like the soup.
He said he was going to ‘kill me’ if I didn’t finish my work faster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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