Jack the Crack

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A Jack the Crack is someone who can’t cook worth a damn and chews on frozen pizza like it’s their last meal. If they’re drunk and puking, they’ll take off their pants and show off their crack like it’s a talent show.

My cousin ate a frozen pizza at 3 AM and then did a dance with his crack on the floor.

My neighbor yelled 'decent' after eating a pizza and then cried.

My friend tried to cook and ended up wearing a pizza like a hat.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Jack the Crack is when you drink Jack Daniels and smoke crack with your friends on a hill dressed like a witch, even though it’s not Halloween.

My friend and I were on a hill smoking crack and yelling 'boo' at a cat.

I dressed as a witch and cried because my friend threw up on me.

I had to smoke crack while wearing a hat made of leaves.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack in the Box is a fast food place that serves greasy food so bad it can make you sick just by looking at it.

I ate a burger and immediately ran to the bathroom.

My friend ate a taco and started talking to the ceiling.

I got food poisoning from a taco and cried for three hours.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack in the Box is so addictive you’ll eat it every day and end up driving drunk because you can’t stop eating burgers.

I ate five burgers and drove like a lunatic.

My friend ate a burger and then did a wheelie on his bike.

I got into a fight with a taco and lost.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack in the Box is another name for that greasy fast food place that gives you heartburn and makes you fat.

I got heartburn from eating a burger and screamed at my mom.

My friend ate a taco and turned into a greasy monster.

I ate a burger and then cried because I was full.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack in the Box is a fast food place that got so bad in the 90s that people got sick from eating their food because it was covered in poop.

My friend got sick from a burger and then cried.

I ate a taco and turned into a human toilet.

My mom got food poisoning from a burger and cursed the restaurant.

by Slangipedia 10d ago