jack the biscuit

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A bunch of guys standing in a circle peeing on a cookie like it's the last piece of bread. The loser who pees last has to swallow the whole thing.

My homies did jack the biscuit at the park and the last guy got stuck with a chocolate chip disaster.

We did jack the biscuit at the gas station and the loser had to eat a biscuit that looked like a dead rat.

Jack the biscuit at the mall and the last guy had to eat a biscuit that tasted like regret.

Men huddled around a snack like it's the final challenge. The one who loses has to chow down on the biscuit like it's a punishment from God.

We did jack the biscuit at the breakroom and the loser had to eat a biscuit that had been touched by everyone.

Jack the biscuit in the parking lot and the last guy got stuck with a biscuit that was like a prison of crumbs.

My crew did jack the biscuit at the pizza place and the last guy had to eat a biscuit that was like a curse.

Guys circle up and take turns pissing on a cookie. The last one gets the biscuit and the whole world feels sorry for them.

Jack the biscuit in the gym and the last guy had to eat a biscuit that was like a crime scene.

We did jack the biscuit on the beach and the loser had to eat a biscuit that was like a mess of shame.

My friends did jack the biscuit in the kitchen and the last guy had to eat a biscuit that was like a living nightmare.