jack the bear

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

A person who sleeps more than a baby and eats more than a pig but still can't catch a break.

My neighbor is Jack the bear. He eats donuts at 3 a. m. and still snores like a donkey.

That guy in class is Jack the bear. He never does homework and still gets A's by cheating.

Jack the bear showed up to work in pajamas and called in sick for the rest of the week.

A truck that goes like a bat out of hell, leaving other trucks in the dust like they were on a treadmill.

That truck was Jack the bear. It flew past me like I was standing still.

The truck driver was Jack the bear. He ran red lights and made me yell at my kids.

That old truck was Jack the bear. It didn't stop for anyone, not even a grandma with a shopping cart.

A guy who wins everything and then loses it all in one big mess, usually because he got into a fight with a jock.

Jack the bear won the game but lost it all when he got into a fight with the star player.

He was Jack the bear. He beat everyone but got kicked out of McDonald's for eating three Big Macs at once.

Jack the bear turned down the first cricket. He said it was too early for that nonsense.