Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you’re jerking off like a maniac.

My buddy Jack the Beanstalk was doing it in the bathroom during lunch.

I saw my teacher doing it behind the gym.

My cousin said, 'I did Jack the Beanstalk so hard, I woke up my dog.'

2

When you’re taking so long to finish your wank, you might as well be doing it on a treadmill.

I was doing Jack the Beanstalk for 10 minutes and still had time to text my crush.

My brother said he did it so slow, his mom walked in on him.

I did it so slow, my phone died and I still wasn’t done.

3

If you’re six feet tall and someone cuts in front of you at the club, you’re getting Jack the Beanstalk’d.

At the club, some guy jumped in front of me and I got Jack the Beanstalk’d.

My friend got Jack the Beanstalk’d and had no idea who did it.

I was dancing with my crush when some random guy cut in and I got Jack the Beanstalk’d.

4

When you have a tattoo of ‘Jack’ on your cock and you stick beans down there to get off.

My friend has a tattoo of ‘Jack’ on his penis and he sticks beans in there to get off.

I saw a guy with a green tattoo on his cock and beans coming out of him.

My brother got a ‘Jack’ tattoo and he shoves beans in there every time he goes to the bathroom.

5

When you put your flaccid penis in a vagina, and it gets hard like a beanstalk growing up.

My crush did Jack and the Beanstalk and I got hard just watching.

I did Jack and the Beanstalk and it felt like my penis was growing.

My brother said he did Jack and the Beanstalk and it was like magic.

6

When you’re giving your penis a workout until it explodes.

I did Jack the Beanstalk so hard, my hand was sore for a week.

My friend did Jack the Beanstalk and he actually came on the floor.

I did Jack the Beanstalk for so long, my phone rang and I didn’t answer it.

7

A joke from Jack and the Beanstalk that you use to laugh at people.

My teacher said, ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ when I was talking too loud.

I told my friend, ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

I used Jack and the Beanstalk as a joke during a test and got it right.