Jack the Ass Ripper

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The annoying relative of Jack the Ripper who can let out a stink whenever he wants, usually right in your face.
My cousin smells like a sewer and he farts on purpose at family dinners.
He let one rip in the middle of church, and the priest started praying for forgiveness.
He farts during my speeches and it’s like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A ripper who doesn’t rip people, he just farts at them and hopes they die from the stink.
He farts at his coworkers and calls it a work performance review.
He let one rip in the elevator and the whole building smelled like rotten eggs.
He farts at strangers on the bus and calls it a greeting.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The guy who thinks he’s a murderer, but he just farts and calls it a crime.
He farts in the middle of a murder mystery game and ruins it for everyone.
He claims he killed a man, but it was just a really loud fart.
He farts during his job interview and gets hired for the stink.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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