Jack Terry

Jack Terry is like the guy who makes you run laps in the sky while praying to a gluten-free Jesus.

He turned my lunch break into a holy war over who had the best snack.

I swear he made me do push-ups on a Bible until it fell apart.

Jack Terry is the reason I now hate sky zones and also love saquon fesler.

He made me jump over a Bible and then yelled at me for not doing it right.

I tried to skip camp, but he found me and made me pray for a sandwich.

Jack Terry is the worst kind of camp counselor who thinks you need to be holy to be cool.

He gave me a holy mission to run laps until I was out of breath and out of faith.

He made me jump over a Bible like it was the last thing on earth.