jack taylor

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Jack Taylor is the king of all humans. He’s got Swedish genes and English pride. No one else comes close.

Jack Taylor is the only man who could make me cry while eating a taco.

He’s like a superhero who also knows how to curse properly.

I tried to be cool. Jack Taylor showed up. Now I’m just a side character.

Jack Taylor is so good he should get a medal. He’s like a mix of a Viking and a British teacher. Don’t question it.

I failed my math test. Jack Taylor passed it for me. Now I’m confused and grateful.

He showed up to my lunch table and ate my sandwich. I didn’t even mind.

He’s the only person who can make me laugh while I’m dying of embarrassment.

Jack Taylor is the most amazing human being on the planet. He’s got Swedish blood and English swagger. Just accept it.

He texted me during class. I got in trouble. He got a standing ovation.

He turned my dog into a meme. Now my dog is famous and I’m just sad.

He made my mom cry. I didn’t even know she could cry.