Jack Tar Heel

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A guy who walks everywhere like he’s got no money and no brain. He’s a walking mess, always sniffing for free food and a place to sleep.

I saw a Jack Tar Heel eating a whole pizza by himself in the park. He didn’t even pay for it.

My cousin ran into a Jack Tar Heel who tried to steal his sandwich at the gas station.

That Jack Tar Heel slept in my car for three days and left a mess I still haven’t cleaned up.

A man who refuses to ride a bus or a train. He’d rather walk through hell than spend a dime on transportation.

That Jack Tar Heel walked from the airport to my house just to save a few bucks.

He passed out on the sidewalk, still wearing his shoes, because he refused to take a cab.

My neighbor saw a Jack Tar Heel walking through the mall like it was a marathon.

A man who thinks he’s a king but has no money and no job. He’s got a dream but no plan to make it happen.

That Jack Tar Heel talked to me like I owed him money. I didn’t even know him.

He told me he was going to be a king someday. I laughed in his face.

He tried to start a business selling hot dogs out of a shopping cart. It failed.

A man who walks so much he’s got blisters on his feet and a grin on his face. He’s got no money but he’s got a lot of pride.

That Jack Tar Heel walked 10 miles just to get a free soda from a vending machine.

He came to my door with a sandwich and a smile, like he’d won the lottery.

He walked through the snow with no shoes on, just because he could.

A guy who travels by foot because he thinks he’s too cool for a car. He’s got no money and no style, but he’s got attitude.

That Jack Tar Heel walked past me like he owned the street.

He told me he’d rather walk to the moon than ride in a taxi.

He walked into a store, took a free donut, and left without saying a word.

A man who walks everywhere like it’s a competition. He’s got no money and no job, but he’s got a lot of pride.

That Jack Tar Heel walked from the city to my house just to show me he could.

He ran into me on the sidewalk and said, 'You’re not walking fast enough for me.'

He walked through the park with his dog like it was a race.