Jack T

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Jack is a lard-ass piece of shit. He’s the kind of fucker who’ll kick your ass just because he feels like it. He’s clumsy as hell and gets all the girls’ attention by being the biggest ass-licker in the school.
Jack kicked me in the ass for no reason. I didn’t even say a word.
He tried to lick my sister’s ass and got caught.
He tripped over his own fat feet and fell into a puddle.
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Jack has a dong so big it’s like a meaty spaceship. Every girl wants him. He’s got 75 bitches, all with big butts. He lasts two hours in bed and is barely 1% black, which makes him better than his girlfriend’s ex.
Jack said his dong is bigger than the moon. I don’t believe him.
He told his bitches he’s got a 47-inch dong. They all believed him.
He bragged about being 0.2% black and laughed at his girlfriend’s ex.
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T-Jack is always spending money and looking for some tight ass. He’s from Tredworth and can be found rapping with the homies. He’s good at math and can calculate the T-Total in his head. He’s got a huge table for ass and isn’t afraid to use it.
T-Jack spent all his money on a new watch. He said it looked cool.
He rapped about math in the hood and made everyone laugh.
He used his coochtable on a girl and didn’t care if she cried.
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