1
The ultimate backstabber. He’s so weak he’ll let any fat chick with a bad haircut walk all over him. He’s got seven restraining orders because he can’t handle rejection. His tiny weenie is so bad it makes girls puke. He also likes watching his wife have sex with black guys and licking feet.
He let his ex’s cousin date him just because she gave him a free pizza.
He cried when his dog left him for a cat.
He licked his wife’s foot in front of the whole family.