Jack Swafford

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He might not be the tallest guy in the room, but what's under those pants is massive. He's JACKed to the max and sometimes acts like he owns the place. It's kinda annoying, but his fun time saves the day.
He’s got a six-pack that could beat up a football team.
He flexes in the grocery store like he’s at a bodybuilding competition.
He yells at the microwave like it’s his arch-nemesis.
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He's short, but he’s got a big one. He's JACKed and loves showing it off. He’s a pain in the ass, but he’s also the funniest guy in the group.
He does push-ups in the middle of class like it’s a big deal.
He sends memes of himself flexing at 3 a. m.
He tries to impress the barista with his biceps.
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He's not tall, but he's got a big one. He's JACKed and likes to remind everyone. He's a bit of a pain, but he's also the life of the party.
He posts a selfie with a dumbbell like it's a trophy.
He talks about his workout like it's a war story.
He flexes during the school play like he's in a movie.
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