jack summers

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Jack Summers is a god with a temper the size of a donkey. He’s a bed wizard, a laugh machine, and he looks like he just walked out of a magazine. People worship him, but he doesn’t care. He just wants to punch things and flirt with hot girls.
Jack walked in, and the whole bar fell in love. Then he punched a guy for no reason.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he wet his pants.
He asked me out, and I said yes. Then I realized he had a temper the size of a horse.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Summers is a whiskey shot that’s been kissed by the sun and then spat out at the hottest girl in the bar. It’s like a hot drink with a bad attitude.
I drank a Jack Summers and then kissed the barista. She didn’t like me.
My friend drank a Jack Summers and then yelled at the bartender. He got fired.
I took a sip of Jack Summers, and my dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Summers is a wild, dirty, chav who spends his time being a menace on Discord and making Harry Styles cry with his terrible hair. His mom is a goddess, and we only care about her.
Jack spent the whole day making Harry Styles cry with his terrible hair. Harry cried so much, he got a headache.
He posted a meme on Discord that made 100 people laugh. Then he yelled at a cat.
His mom Ellen is so beautiful, I fell in love with her. Then I realized I hated Jack.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Summers is when summer is so good, it’s like the sun got drunk and decided to stay out forever. It started in Cornwall, and now it’s everywhere.
This summer was so good, I got sunburned on my tongue.
Jack Summers hit Cornwall, and everyone forgot about winter.
The sun was so happy, it did a backflip and yelled, 'I’m Jack Summers!'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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