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When you absolutely destroy a game so bad it feels like you just peed on it
I 100%ed Xenoblade 3 so fast my controller exploded
That game was a mess until I 100%ed it
I 100%ed the game and then I cried
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When you buy a Xenoblade game and then you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the soul
I bought Xenoblade 2 and now I hate my life
I bought a Xenoblade game and my soul is broken
Buying Xenoblade games is like signing your soul away
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When you beat a game so hard it feels like you just beat up your mom
I 100%ed the game and my hands are broken
I beat the game so hard I got a bruise on my face
I 100%ed the game and I’m still sore
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When you finish a game so fast it feels like you just ran a marathon in a skirt
I 100%ed the game in one day and my legs are dead
I finished the game so fast I got a headache
I 100%ed the game and now I’m tired like a dog
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When you buy a Xenoblade game and it’s like you just signed up for a lifetime of suffering
I bought Xenoblade 3 and now I have to suffer forever
Buying Xenoblade is like getting a tattoo of pain
I bought a Xenoblade game and my life got harder
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When you beat a game so bad it feels like you just yelled at a ghost
I 100%ed the game and screamed at my TV
I beat the game and yelled so loud my neighbors called the cops
I 100%ed the game and my voice is gone
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