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Chuck Norris's teacher. The toughest son of a bitch ever. A real Texas legend.

My teacher was a legend. Chuck Norris's teacher was a god.

That teacher? He was a beast. Chuck Norris's teacher? He was a god.

If my teacher was a beast, Chuck Norris's teacher was a god.

The guy who taught Chuck Norris. A real nightmare. The worst kind of human.

My teacher was a nightmare. Chuck Norris's teacher? A nightmare on steroids.

That teacher was a nightmare. Chuck Norris's teacher was a nightmare with a side of fire.

My teacher was bad. Chuck Norris's teacher was a horror movie.

Chuck Norris's old teacher. A total monster. The kind of guy who makes your life a living hell.

My teacher was a monster. Chuck Norris's teacher was a monster with a chainsaw.

That teacher was a monster. Chuck Norris's teacher was a monster who took out the trash with a pickaxe.

My teacher was a nightmare. Chuck Norris's teacher was a monster from hell.