Jack Stauber

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Jack Stauber is a nobody on YouTube who makes music so weird it feels like your brain got hit by a truck full of glitter and rage

I listened to his music once and now I scream into my pillow every night

His videos are like a nightmare that won’t stop screaming at you

I told my mom I was going to be a musician, now I just yell at the ceiling

by Slangipedia 10d ago

He’s the guy who sings in enchanting table like it’s his job and he’s angry about it

He’s like the ghost of music who haunts your playlist

I once cried while listening to him and my dog laughed

He’s the reason I don’t like music anymore

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Stauber makes VHS music videos like he’s trying to make your brain explode with weirdness and confusion

I watched one of his videos and now I think I’m a robot

He’s like the weird guy in the back of the class who draws monsters on the desk

His videos are like a time machine to my childhood nightmares

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Stauber is the worst artist in Pittsburgh who should be famous but nobody cares because he’s too weird and has a beard that looks like it’s judging you

He lives in Pittsburgh and nobody knows who he is, which is a crime

His beard is like a boss that doesn’t care about your feelings

He’s the reason I don’t like beards anymore

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Stauber is a music genius who makes weirdcore and dreamcore so good it makes your brain scream and your soul cry

I listened to his music and now I talk to my plants

His videos are like a weird dream I can’t wake up from

He made me listen to Benny Worm and now I’m stuck in a loop of weirdness

by Slangipedia 10d ago