jack stanton

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#big head#tiny dick#hairy balls

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a giant head with a tiny dick that looks like it belongs to a baby goat. his balls are old and full of hair like a dog’s ass.
I saw jack stanton walking down the street and it looked like his head was about to pop off.
His face is so big I bet he can’t see his own feet.
His sack is like a hairy rug that’s been left out in the rain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a man with a head the size of a melon and a penis so small it’s like it was never born. his balls are old and hairy like a bad beard.
Jack stanton walks in and the whole room goes silent. Why? Because his head is huge.
His penis is smaller than my sister’s lunch.
His balls look like they’ve been through a war.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy with a head that could knock you out and a dick so small it’s like it was hiding from the world. his balls are old and hairy like a raccoon’s butt.
Jack stanton walks by and I think his head is about to crush the sidewalk.
His penis is so small I almost feel bad for it.
His balls are so hairy I think they have their own hair salon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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