Jack Staley

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A guy so good-looking he makes other guys look like they got hit by a truck. And he's nice too, like he actually cares about people instead of just being a total meathead.
Jack Staley is the only guy who can make me forget I’m single.
He’s like the human version of a perfect pizza.
If he walked into a room, the whole place would shut down just to look at him.
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A guy so attractive you’d probably marry him just to get out of your own life. And he’s kind, which is like the opposite of most guys.
Jack Staley is the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted.
He’s like the guy who makes your problems seem tiny.
He smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.
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A guy so good-looking you might need a therapist after seeing him. And he’s nice, which is like a miracle in guy world.
Jack Staley is the reason I skipped lunch. Again.
He walked by me, and I tripped over my own feet.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a dog blush.
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