jack stafford

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#selfish#disgusting#moron

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A smug, cocky prick who only wants a girl’s body and doesn’t give a damn about her brain. He’s a walking disaster with a face like a sweaty sock.
He asked me out just so he could take a picture of my bra. Classic Jack Stafford.
At the party, he only talked to the girls who wore the shortest skirts. Pathetic.
He proposed to his girlfriend just so he could brag at the bar. She dumped him the next day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A meathead who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and only dates girls for their looks. He’s the reason why everyone in his family has a migraine.
He told me he only dated me because I had a nice butt. I told him I had a nice butt and a nice brain.
He dumped his girlfriend because she didn’t wear a bikini to the beach. What a tool.
He tried to flirt with my mom at the grocery store. I felt sick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brainless twerp who thinks he’s the king of the world and only dates girls because they look good. Everyone else is just waiting for him to fall flat on his face.
He said he only wanted me for my body. I told him I could live without him and my body.
He asked me out just so he could show off at his friends’ house. He didn’t even remember my name.
He tried to kiss me in front of my whole class. I nearly cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A useless, egotistical prick who only cares about getting laid and has no idea how to treat a girl. He’s the reason why everyone else is better than him.
He told me he only dated me because I had nice legs. I told him I had nice legs and a better brain.
He cheated on his girlfriend just because she didn’t look good in a dress. What a waste of skin.
He told his mom he was dating someone just so he could brag at dinner. She didn’t even say anything.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brainless, arrogant piece of work who only dates girls because they’re hot and thinks he’s the whole damn package. He’s the reason why everyone else is smarter.
He asked me out because I had a nice smile. I told him I had a nice smile and a better brain.
He dumped his girlfriend just because she didn’t wear high heels to the mall. Pathetic.
He tried to flirt with my teacher. I nearly laughed myself to death.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A self-absorbed, smelly, lazy man who only cares about getting a girl’s body and thinks everyone else is beneath him. He’s a walking disaster with a face like a used sock.
He asked me out just so he could show off at the party. I told him I was going to the party just to make fun of him.
He told me he only dated me for my body. I told him I had a body and a brain.
He tried to kiss me in front of my friends. They all laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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