Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant piece of human trash that smells like old pizza

Jack Stackman walked into the room and the ceiling cracked

I saw Jack Stackman in the hallway and I ran for my life

He tried to fight me and I had to use a mop to get him out of the gym

2

A man so fat he could knock out a donut shop

Jack Stackman sat down and the chair broke

He ate three pizzas and still had room for a burger

He tried to high five me and I got a belly full of cheese

3

A human mountain that talks loud and eats loud

Jack Stackman yelled so loud the windows shook

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and the crust hit me in the face

He talked so loud I couldn’t hear my own thoughts

4

A monster made of meat and laziness

Jack Stackman didn’t even move when the fire alarm went off

He ate a whole pie and didn’t even blink

He slept through the entire school year and still passed

5

A man so big he could beat up a wrestler and still have energy for dessert

Jack Stackman beat up the principal and then ate a cake

He wrestled me and I got a face full of snack

He ran a mile and still had room for a snack bag

6

A walking meatball that could crush you with a smile

Jack Stackman smiled and I got a belly full of snack

He crushed my sandwich and then ate it

He walked into class and the floor shook