jack sprat

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A guy who can't resist a fat girl like she's the last slice of pizza.

He asked her out because she looked like a greasy burger.

He said she was the best thing since sliced bread, and he had a bun on the side.

He stared at her like she was a free buffet.

A skinny girl and a chunky guy who think they're in love because they both like to look good.

She liked him because he had a six-pack, and he liked her because she had a six-pack of chicken nuggets.

They dated for a month and never talked about anything except how they looked.

They broke up when he found out she was dating a guy who looked like a salad.