Jack spence

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A pig who went to market and got roast beef then ran off to chase Alissa like a lovesick idiot who probably doesn't stand a chance.

Jack spence left the roast beef on the table and ran after Alissa like she was the last slice of pizza.

He skipped the market entirely just to text Alissa 20 times.

He got roast beef and then forgot what he was doing because Alissa slid into his DMs.

A guy so popular he could walk into a room and make everyone’s day worse. He’s the kind of person who’s nice until you mess with him.

Jack spence walked in and the whole class shut up. Then he smiled. Then the teacher got nervous.

He was nice until someone stole his snack. Now he’s plotting revenge.

He’s the reason the school has a ‘no pig chasing’ rule.