Jack Speake

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A clueless newbie in the navy who thinks he's the boss but can't even tie his shoes properly.
Jack Speake tried to navigate a ship and ended up steering it into a wall.
He said 'port' when he meant 'starboard' and everyone laughed at him.
He tried to salute the captain and ended up faceplanting into the floor.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The dork who made the SRMS Discord and still thinks he's cool even though no one talks to him.
He sent a DM to everyone at 2 AM saying 'I made this server and I’m the king.'
He tried to make a meme and it just looked like a sad cat crying.
He posted a 30-minute video of him eating cereal and called it 'art.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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