Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A movie you downloaded for free because you're too cheap to buy it and too lazy to watch it properly.

I watched it on my phone in the bath, and it looked like a mess.

I skipped the whole movie and just stared at the title for 3 hours.

I pirated it and still got a virus from the guy who made it.

2

The best pirate ever, he’s got the looks, the brains, and the ability to make you fall in love with him in 5 minutes.

He’s the reason I skipped my math test to watch him dance.

I would marry him if he asked me, even if he was drunk.

He’s got more charm than my grandma and twice as many eyeliner skills.

3

The only pirate I’ve ever thought about having sex with, even if he smelled like rum and regret.

I daydream about him in my history class.

He’s got the looks and the confidence to back it up.

I would’ve slept with him if he had asked me in person.

4

A pirate who looks good, acts crazy, and makes everything he touches look amazing.

He looked like a million bucks with a bad hair day.

He’s the kind of guy who can charm a chicken out of a hat.

He’s got more personality than my entire family combined.

5

The pirate who would slap you so hard you’d forget your own name, and he knows exactly where his eyeliner is.

He slapped a whole crew with one hand.

He slapped me so hard I cried like a baby.

He slapped me while singing a song, and I still don’t know why.

6

A human mix of rum, mystery, and charm. He’s got the brains and the brawn to back it up.

He’s like a cocktail that never stops surprising you.

He’s got the brain of a genius and the face of a rockstar.

He’s the kind of guy who can make a whole room laugh with one joke.

7

A drunk, funny, and totally unpredictable pirate who’s got the face of a god and the brain of a madman.

He looked like he had just woken up from a 50-year nap.

He made the entire crew laugh with a single weird face.

He’s the kind of guy who could make a dog question its life.