Jack Sparrow Syndrome

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When your dumb brain screams at you to chase whatever shiny thing you want most, even if it means getting stabbed by a pirate.

I saw a treasure map and my brain yelled, 'RUN!' like it was in a sprint meet.

He saw a hot girl and immediately forgot he was about to be killed.

I ran into the ocean because my brain said, 'Why not? You're already wet.'

When you're so obsessed with your goal that you ignore all the pain and stupidity it brings you.

He got stabbed in the leg and kept walking because he was obsessed with a bottle of rum.

She ignored the fact that her ship was sinking because she was too busy looking at a necklace.

He got turned into a skeleton and still kept chasing gold.

When you're so lost in your dreams that you forget you're actually being killed by a giant sea monster.

He was imagining being king and forgot the giant squid was about to eat him.

She was thinking about her next lover and didn’t notice the ship was on fire.

He was dreaming about a big party and didn’t realize he was being eaten by a shark.

When you chase what you want so hard that you don’t care if you get killed, maimed, or turned into a zombie.

He chased a pirate across the world and got turned into a zombie.

She ran into the ocean and forgot she was being chased by a pirate with a sword.

He fought a giant bear just to get a bottle of rum.

When you're so distracted by your desires that you don’t notice the obvious stuff like death, pain, or getting turned into a skeleton.

He was too distracted by a shiny hat to notice he was about to be killed.

She was too busy thinking about her next lover to notice the ship was sinking.

He was too obsessed with gold to notice he was being eaten by a shark.

When you follow your heart so much that you end up getting stabbed, burned, or turned into a pirate ghost.

He followed his heart and got stabbed by a pirate.

She followed her heart and ended up being burned alive.

He followed his heart and became a ghost because he was too stupid to stay alive.