Jack Spaghetti

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A mouth full of snot and bad breath Leeds fan who can't speak proper English and has a brother named Ogger who probably smells like old socks.
'I luv Leeds, even though I can't talk straight and my brother Ogger eats my lunch.'
DM: 'I'm a Jack Spaghetti. I spit on the floor and call it art.'
Tweet: 'Leeds fan, bad at life, brother called Ogger. That's me.'
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A Leeds supporter who talks like a broken toaster, has a mouth full of gunk, and his brother’s name is Ogger, and he’s proud of it.
'I’m a Jack Spaghetti. I don’t know what I’m saying, but I know Ogger is my brother.'
Text from a fan: 'I love Leeds, even though I sound like a goat.'
Tweet: 'Spit, snot, and a brother named Ogger. That’s the Jack Spaghetti life.'
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A Leeds fan with the tongue tied up in knots, the breath of a dead raccoon, and a brother named Ogger who’s probably related to the smell.
'My name is Jack Spaghetti. I don’t talk well, and I have a brother named Ogger who smells like a sewer.'
Text from a friend: 'He’s a Jack Spaghetti. He talks like he’s chewing dirt.'
Tweet: 'I’m a Leeds fan. I can’t speak. I have a brother named Ogger. That’s it.'
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