Jack Song

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A stupid song made by a brain-dead faggot named Jackson Payne who thinks he's cool just because he's loud.
Jackson Payne tried to sing the jack song in the shower and it echoed like a dying goat.
He played the jack song at a funeral and everyone cried because it was that bad.
His dog ran away after hearing the jack song for the first time.
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This idiot is so gay he thinks being a whore is a superpower. His butt is so big it can fit a whole football team.
Jackson Payne tried to fit 20 guys in his butt and it exploded like a firework.
He claims he's a saint because he's that much of a whore.
He got kicked out of church for being a butt-whore.
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The jack song is so dumb it could make a genius cry. Jackson Payne is the reason why the world is cursed with bad music.
Jackson Payne sang the jack song at a party and people ran out screaming.
He played the jack song on a plane and the pilot had to land it.
His grandma cried when she heard the jack song for the first time.
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