Jack someone off

My cousin jacked his friend off in the bathroom during lunch. The friend came out crying.

I jack my dad off every time he forgets to pay the bills. He’s like a broken toaster.

My mom jacked the mailman off in front of the whole neighborhood. He’s still delivering letters with a limp.

My little brother jacked his teacher off during a pop quiz. She gave him a D+ for effort.

I jacked my neighbor off through his wall. He started yelling at the dog.

My sister jacked the principal off in the parking lot. He now lets her skip school.

I jacked my brother off during a video game battle. He lost the game and his dignity.

My dad jacked the mailman off again. The mailman now wears a helmet.

My mom jacked the neighbor off while she was cooking. The neighbor’s wife now thinks she’s a witch.

I jacked my friend off during a movie. He screamed so loud the theater stopped the movie.

My little brother jacked his friend off in the cafeteria. The lunch lady gave him a free soda.

I jacked my teacher off during a test. She gave me an A for creativity.

I jacked my dad off while he was watching the news. He started yelling at the TV.

My little sister jacked the dog off in the backyard. The dog now barks at the mailman.

I jacked my friend off during a Zoom call. His mom walked in and asked what was wrong.

My brother jacked his friend off during a video game. His friend cried happy tears.

I jacked my neighbor off while he was mowing the lawn. He now mows the lawn twice a day.

My mom jacked the mailman off during the holidays. He now brings extra gifts.