Jack Solomon

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A guy who thinks box is dead and gone like your grandpa’s old sock collection. He’s been living in a hole for 20 years.

"Box? Box is dead. I’ve been eating cereal out of a bowl since ’98."

"I thought box was a conspiracy theory."

"Box? That’s what they call it now? I thought it was called a box."

A guy who’s so out of the loop he thinks box is a myth. He probably still uses a fax machine.

"Box? That’s a new invention. I use a typewriter and a lamp."

"I thought box was a type of sandwich."

"Box is just a word people throw around. I’ve been using ‘crate’ since 2001."

A person who thinks box is extinct like the dodo bird. He’s been living in the Stone Age with a bunch of rocks.

"Box is dead. I’ve been using a basket since the Ice Age."

"Box? I thought that was a type of pet."

"I don’t know what box is. I’ve been using a hat to carry things."