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Jack Snowden is a corpse with no business left to run.
Jack Snowden is a dead man who still tries to sell you a timeshare.
He’s like a ghost who won’t stop talking about his old job.
He’s the reason why nobody takes his advice anymore.
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Jack Snowden is not breathing and probably not coming back.
He’s the reason why the elevator has a sign that says 'No Jacks Allowed'.
He’s like a zombie who forgot to pay his rent.
He’s the one who still thinks he’s the boss.
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Jack Snowden is six feet under and still trying to sell you something.
He’s like a ghost who won’t stop trying to sell you a subscription.
He’s the one who shows up at your funeral with a sales pitch.
He’s the reason why the ground is now a timeshare.