jack-snap

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A hillbilly man with a mullet who pees in a bucket on his trailer's front porch and calls it a fancy toilet.

My uncle is a jack-snap. He pees in a bucket and still calls it a throne.

That jack-snap tried to sue the town for not giving him a real toilet.

I saw a jack-snap wearing a shirt that said 'I peed here once'.

When a person takes a selfie of their face like they're trying to prove they're still alive.

She took a jack-snap of her face and posted it with the caption 'Still breathing.'

My brother did a jack-snap in the middle of a Zoom call and got yelled at by his boss.

That jack-snap was so bad, it looked like he had a face only a mother could love.

What British people call fries, but they're still just soggy and covered in ketchup.

I asked for chips and got a jack-snap. It was like eating soggy sadness.

My cousin went to England and came back crying about jack-snap.

That jack-snap was so bad, I could've eaten it with a fork.

When you smash Ben and Jerry's ice cream between two donut holes like you're making a mess on purpose.

He did a jack-snap in the middle of the kitchen and got ice cream all over the floor.

That jack-snap was so bad, it looked like a donut had a nervous breakdown.

I tried a jack-snap and it was like eating a donut that had a brain.