Jack Smith

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A guy who wears pants with a bag on the side for his cum. He’s always sniffing his own jizz and wakes up at 8pm to jerk off like it’s a job.

Yo, my pants got a leak, I’m gonna have to take a nap.

Why did I eat cereal for lunch? My brain’s gonna explode.

I just took a nap, and I saw my mom in the shower.

When you show up to work and lie about your tech breaking just to avoid doing your job. You’re a slacker and a coward.

My PC is haunted, I can’t work.

My laptop just said ‘no’ to me.

I’m not here, I’m in the matrix.

The most boring name ever. If you know a Jack Smith, your parents are probably still on drugs and think ‘Jack’ is a cool name.

Jack Smith? My dog has a cooler name.

Jack Smith? I could’ve been named ‘Sir Biscuit’.

Jack Smith? My grandpa was named ‘Bob’.

A person so high on drugs they stick them up their butt just to get extra high. They’re a human trash can.

I just shot weed up my ass, I’m flying.

My pants are stained with crack.

I inhaled a whole bag of mints and now I’m a wizard.