jack smellingston

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a stupid name Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' 'Sanders Sides' gave to Virgil (anxiety) because he smelled like old cheese and regret
Jack Smellingston is the worst name ever. I smell like regret and old cheese.
Why would you name someone Jack Smellingston? That’s like being stuck in a locker with a dead raccoon.
Jack Smellingston? That’s not a name. That’s a warning.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a name Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' 'Sanders Sides' gave to Virgil (anxiety) because he had the personality of a soggy pizza and the breath of a dead fish
Jack Smellingston is like a soggy pizza with a dead fish in its mouth.
I don’t want to be Jack Smellingston. That’s like being a soggy pizza with a dead fish in its mouth.
Jack Smellingston is the name of my worst nightmare.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a name Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' 'Sanders Sides' gave to Virgil (anxiety) because he was so bad at everything it made your brain hurt
Jack Smellingston is so bad at life it hurts my brain.
Why is Jack Smellingston named that? He’s the worst.
Jack Smellingston is the reason I failed math.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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