Jack Slark

My cousin got mad at me because I said 'butter' in front of him. He yelled, 'You just insulted my grandma!'

At the dinner table, my uncle started a fight because I used the word 'butter' in a sentence.

I told my friend 'butter' and he left the room. I think he cried.

I said 'butter' and my neighbor ran out of his house like I just cursed his cat.

My brother got so mad at me for saying 'butter' he threw a pizza at me.

My friend screamed at me when I said 'butter' because he thought I was talking about his ex.

I said 'butter' and my friend challenged me to a fist fight. I won, but I got a black eye.

At the grocery store, I said 'butter' and the guy next to me yelled, 'You just ruined my shopping trip!'

My teacher got mad at me for saying 'butter' and gave me a pop quiz about the periodic table.