jack slap

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When you hit someone so fast and hard they think they're going to die from the pain.
My cousin got jack-slapped by his uncle after he called him a chicken.
I got jack-slapped for saying my mom was ugly.
Jack-slapped so hard I thought my face was going to fall off.
2
When you beat someone with your junk and spray your nut juice all over their face.
He jack-slapped me so hard I got nut juice in my eye.
Jack-slapped my friend for eating my pizza.
Jack-slapped my brother for stealing my phone.
3
When you punch someone in the crotch so hard they think they're going to lose their pants.
He got jack-slapped for talking trash in class.
Jack-slapped my dog for eating my homework.
Jack-slapped my dad for not giving me allowance.
4
When you slap someone's head so hard they think they're going to get a brain freeze.
Jack-slapped my friend for saying I had bad hair.
My teacher jack-slapped me for talking during class.
Jack-slapped my brother for cheating on his test.
5
When you hit someone so hard they forget everything they ever knew, like they were born yesterday.
He got jack-slapped so hard he forgot his own name.
Jack-slapped my friend for stealing my snack.
Jack-slapped my mom for not giving me dessert.
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When you slap someone so hard they think they're going to lose their mind.
Jack-slapped my brother for saying I was ugly.
Got jack-slapped for talking trash in the hallway.
Jack-slapped my dad for not giving me allowance.
7
When you jack off in your hand and then slap someone in the face with your cum.
Jack-slapped my friend with my cum after I jacked off.
Jack-slapped my brother with my cum for stealing my candy.
Jack-slapped my mom with my cum for not giving me dessert.
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