Jack Schitt

My buddy is a jack schitt. He sleeps all day and eats pizza for dinner.

That guy at work is a jack schitt. He hasn't done a single task this week.

My mom says I'm a jack schitt because I don't clean my room.

My brother is a jack schitt. He gets paid to do nothing and still complains.

That girl in class is a jack schitt. She doesn’t even bother to answer questions.

My dad is a jack schitt. He sits on the couch and eats donuts all day.

My friend is a jack schitt. He smells like old pizza and doesn’t do anything.

My neighbor is a jack schitt. He never mows his lawn and eats pizza at 3 a. m.

My little brother is a jack schitt. He doesn’t do homework and eats chips all day.

My uncle is a jack schitt. He didn’t even show up to his own birthday party.

My mom says my cousin is a jack schitt because he didn’t do his chores.

My teacher called me a jack schitt because I didn’t do my math homework.

My dad is a jack schitt. He got a job for being useless and still eats donuts.

My friend is a jack schitt. He got paid to not do anything and still complained.

My brother is a jack schitt. He didn’t do his job and still got paid.

My cousin is a jack schitt. He doesn’t do anything and still eats pizza.

That guy in my class is a jack schitt. He doesn’t do homework and still passes tests.

My brother is a jack schitt. He doesn’t clean his room and still smells like old pizza.