Jack Sanders

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A smelly mix between a wolverine and a flying lizard. Lives in the cold parts of Canada and loves jazz. Farts at bunnies until they die.

Jack Sanders just showed up at my jazz club and ate my bunny. I’m gonna kill him.

My cousin got bit by a Jack Sanders. Now he smells like a gym sock.

That flying lizard-wolverine just flew into my soup. It was the worst day ever.

A half-lizard, half-wolverine monster from Canada. Hates your mom. Likes jazz. Throws bunnies out of buildings.

Jack Sanders threw my bunny out of a window. It broke my mom’s nose.

I saw a Jack Sanders at the jazz bar. He was eating a bunny like it was a taco.

My dog ran into a Jack Sanders. Now he’s a pancake.

A flying wolverine-lizard that lives in Canada. Plays the saxophone. Steals bunnies and insults your dad.

Jack Sanders stole my bunny and said my dad was a bad sax player.

I heard Jack Sanders playing jazz on a sax. It was the worst sound ever.

My dad ran into a Jack Sanders. Now he’s stuck in a tree.