Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god who pulls stuff. Like a god with a pull. But also a god who pulls your chain.

Hey Jack S, you're like a god who pulled my pants down in church.

Jack S is the only god I need. He pulled my life back together.

I don't believe in gods. But I believe in Jack S. He pulled my ex back to me.

2

A tiny, angry, skinny kid who also has a tiny penis and hates everyone.

That kid is a tiny, angry, skinny, micropenis-filled nightmare.

He’s like a tiny, angry, skinny, micropenis-filled version of my mom.

He’s the tiny, angry, skinny, micropenis-filled reason I hate Mondays.

3

He raps so hard, it sounds like a rap battle with a goat.

Jack S raps so hard, it made my dog cry.

He raps like he’s fighting a goat in a rap battle.

Jack S is so good at rapping, it’s like a goat tried to rap and failed.

4

A big, saggy, old lady’s vagina that looks like a pirate’s boot. It’s flappy and hanging.

That old lady’s vagina looks like a pirate’s boot. It’s flappy and hanging.

She’s got a vagina that looks like a pirate’s boot. It’s flappy and hanging.

I saw a vagina. It looked like a pirate’s boot. Flappy and hanging.

5

He’s a nice guy. But only when he’s not being a total legend.

Jack S is nice. But only when he’s not being a total legend.

He’s a nice guy. But only when he’s not being a total legend.

He’s a nice guy. But he’s also a total legend.

6

Jack S is the best. He’s funny. He looks like a wet dream. He has a big cock. And he’s lucky.

He’s the best. He’s funny. He looks like a wet dream. He has a big cock. And he’s lucky.

Jack S is the best. He’s funny. He looks like a wet dream. He has a big cock. And he’s lucky.