Jack Russell

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A tiny dog that acts like it has caffeine and a bad attitude. It will bite you, bark at your mom, and run around like a lunatic.
My jack russell bit my cousin’s toe off.
He ran in circles until I passed out.
He barked at my neighbor’s cat like it was a war criminal.
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A tiny wolf with no filter. It will bite you, bark at your mom, and run in circles like a crazy person.
That jack russell bit my uncle’s face clean off.
He ran in circles until I vomited.
He barked at my dog like it was a traitor.
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The most annoying tiny dogs ever. They run like they’re on fire, and they laugh at your failures.
My jack russell ran around my house like it was on fire.
He laughed when I fell off my bike.
He ran so fast I thought he was a ninja.
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Grab your girl’s butt hair and shake your head like you’re wrestling a tiny dog. It’s like motorboating but with hair and guts.
I grabbed my girl’s butt hair and shook my head like a maniac.
I did it in front of my whole class.
I got motorboating but with hair and guts.
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When you shove your dick into someone’s butt like it’s a birthday party for your penis.
I shoved my dick into my friend’s butt like it was a birthday party.
I did it in the hallway.
It was so loud, the teacher came in.
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Grab your partner’s butt hair and shake your head like a tiny dog fighting a rope. It’s like a dog fight, but with hair and butt.
I grabbed my partner’s butt hair and shook my head like a dog.
It looked like a dog fight, but with butt hair.
It was so gross, my dog ran away.
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When you have sex like you’re a tiny dog humping a football. Fast, loud, and totally ridiculous.
I had sex like a tiny dog humping a football.
It was so fast, I got a headache.
My dog joined in, and it got worse.
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