Jack russeled

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When someone acts like a horny jack russel terrier and goes full on leg-humping mode, usually while looking like they just sniffed a squirrel’s butt.
My cousin jack russelled my aunt in the middle of the grocery store.
He jack russelled the teacher during math class.
She jack russelled the barista and got free coffee.
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A tiny dog that runs faster than a sprinter and will follow you everywhere, even if you tell it to shut up.
My dog jack russelled me all the way to the park.
He jack russelled me until I dropped my sandwich.
She jack russelled me through three episodes of Netflix.
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A tiny wolf that will bite your face if you even look at it wrong. It’s like a tiny wolf with a death wish.
That jack russell bit me after I said 'mlem' at him.
He jack russelled me and I got a black eye.
I saw a jack russell die and it was glorious.
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Grabbing your girlfriend’s butt hair and shaking your head like you’re trying to rip her soul out.
He grabbed her butt hair and shook his head like a mad man.
She jack russelled me and I got a headache.
My friend jack russelled his girlfriend and she screamed.
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The most hyper dog in the world, sometimes funny, sometimes trying to kill you.
My dog jack russelled me through the whole movie.
He jack russelled me until I cried.
She jack russelled me and I got a migraine.
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When you shove your junk into someone else’s butt like you’re trying to make them explode.
He jack russelled me and I felt like I was going to die.
She jack russelled me in front of my mom.
They jack russelled each other and got kicked out.
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Grabbing your partner’s butt hair and shaking your head like you’re trying to rip their soul out.
He grabbed her butt hair and shook his head like a mad man.
She jack russelled me and I got a headache.
They jack russelled each other and it was wild.
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