Jack Ross

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A guy who blocks every chance of someone getting laid and acts like a total dipstick whenever he gets the chance.
He blocked my crush from texting me and said he was 'saving me from heartbreak', I was heartbroken, but from laughing too hard.
He called the pizza guy a 'fart-faced loser' when he didn't get the extra cheese.
He tried to start a fight with my dog and got bit. Hard.
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A kid who talks loudly in meetings with his mic on and yells about his video game like it's a war zone.
He screamed 'I'm fuccin dogin' it!' right in the middle of math class and no one knew what was happening.
He blasted his game sounds so loud the teacher thought the ceiling was falling apart.
He tried to explain 'headshot' to the entire class and it was like a whole new language.
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A guy with a tiny pee-pee who rolls people in the street just for their TNs and doesn't care if they're crying.
He rolled a guy on the sidewalk for a TN and the guy cried like a baby.
He had to roll three people before he got his TN and they all looked at him like he was crazy.
He rolled a kid who was eating a taco and now he's famous for 'taco rolling'.
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