Jack rosenau

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A human-shaped blob who acts like they’re from another planet and talks like they’re high on glitter and bad decisions

Jack Rosenau walked into the room like he owned it and started talking about alien tacos.

He texted me at 3 AM saying he’s ‘rebooting his soul’ and needs me to ‘vibe with him.’

He showed up to class wearing a hat made of socks and called it ‘a fashion statement.’

A guy who’s so bizarre, he could make a normal person cry just by blinking

He told the teacher his dog could do math and named it ‘Sir Fibonacci.’

He tried to explain his life story in 14 sentences and 35 emojis.

He wore a shirt that said ‘I survived the 2019 sock war’ and no one knew what that meant.

A walking mess who thinks he’s the king of chaos and the queen of nonsense

He brought a kazoo to lunch and played it like it was a battle cry.

He tried to convince the principal that his homework was actually a secret message from aliens.

He showed up dressed as a toaster and said, ‘I’m here to power up your minds.’