jack rolled

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1
Getting robbed while being so drunk you think the cops are your best friends.
I got jack rolled and still tried to fight the guy who stole my phone.
He got jack rolled at the bar and ended up fighting a cop.
I was so drunk I thought the thief was my brother.
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A revenge style where guys take turns shoving their meat in a girl’s face for no reason.
She got jack rolled for talking back to the guy at the bus stop.
He got jack rolled because he spilled coffee on the boss.
That girl got jack rolled for eating the last slice of pizza.
3
A South African word that means a bunch of guys doing the nastiest thing to a girl.
They said she got jack rolled and it was the worst thing ever.
He got jack rolled and didn’t even know what it was.
She got jack rolled by five guys and still went to school.
4
When you steal bread and stick it on someone’s butt to keep them from biting you.
He jack rolled the guy by stealing a loaf and sticking it on his gooch.
I got jack rolled and my bread was on my own butt.
She stole bread and stuck it on her brother’s taint to stop him from biting her.
5
A breakfast roll that tastes like meat and cheese and is made in Arkansas.
That jack rolled breakfast was the best thing I ever ate.
He brought a jack rolled and it was so good I cried.
My mom makes the best jack rolled in the whole town.
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