Jack Rogers

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Those fancy sandals with the circle and the band. Rich kids wear them. They cost more than your lunch money. Jackie Kennedy wore them and now you have to too.
My mom spent $200 on these sandals. They look like they cost more than my allowance.
I wore my Jack Rogers to school. My teacher said I was trying too hard to be cool.
I asked for Jack Rogers for my birthday. My dad said no and got me a sandwich instead.
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That guy who’s kind of cool but also a pain in the butt. He screams like a baby every time a VSCO girl throws a hydro flask at him.
Jack Rogers just screamed in my math class. I got a detention for laughing.
He’s the guy who sits alone at lunch and screams whenever someone hits him with a blue flask.
Jack Rogers is the reason my VSCO friend got suspended.
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There is no way to describe Jack Rogers because it is Jack Rogers. It’s like trying to explain a pizza with a pizza.
Jack Rogers is the only reason I still wear sandals in February.
You can’t explain Jack Rogers. You just have to live it.
Jack Rogers is the universe. The universe is Jack Rogers.
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