jack rocks

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Tossing a sharp, pointy thing at the tire of someone’s car who’s messed you up. Also good for throwing at a spouse who’s been sneaking around with a gym buddy.
I saw him throw a rock at my ex’s car. He said it was revenge for her gym selfies.
My dad jack rocks his neighbor every time he forgets to mow the lawn.
She threw a jagged rock at her husband’s tire because he was cheating with his yoga instructor.
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A drink made with jack Daniels and ice. It’s not as cool as a neat and tidy one, but it’s easier to sip while cussing at your ex.
I drank a jack rocks after my mom told me I failed math again.
He sipped his jack rocks while yelling at the TV during the game.
She had a jack rocks in her hand when she told her boss to go to hell.
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