Jack Riley

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Jack Riley is the love of our life. He will fuck you in siege whether you like it or not, and it will always be either super good or super bad.
I’m in love with Jack Riley. He’s like a love letter that also hits you with a brick.
Jack Riley is the best worst thing that ever happened to me.
I’m not in love with Jack Riley. I’m in a war with him. And I’m losing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jack Riley is a god. He can fuck you in siege and make you feel like you’re dying or like you’re on top of the world.
Jack Riley is like a god who randomly decides to punch you in the face or give you a million dollars.
He’s like a love letter that hits you with a brick and then gives you a cookie.
Jack Riley is the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jack Riley is the best. He will fuck you in siege, and it’s always either super good or super bad, and you’ll never know which.
Jack Riley is like a love letter that hits you with a brick and then disappears.
I don’t know if I love him or hate him. I just know he fucks me in siege.
Jack Riley is the only man who can make me scream and smile at the same time.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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