Jack Riddle

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To be a brainless meatbag. Like a fried egg with no personality.

Jack Riddle? That’s what my goldfish does when it’s high.

He tried to explain quantum physics. It was like watching a toddler try to juggle.

Jack Riddle is the reason why the moon has craters.

To be so clueless you think a toaster is a portal to another dimension.

She said she didn’t know how to text. I asked if she had a tail.

He thought the sky was falling because the cloud looked like a frowning face.

Jack Riddle is the reason why the internet was invented.

To be so thick you could use your head as a doorstop.

He told me the sun was a giant flashlight. I told him to go to sleep.

She thought the clock was a monster. It was just 3 o’clock.

Jack Riddle is the reason why people still believe in ghosts.

To be so dumb you think a sock is a fashion statement.

He asked if I had a brain. I said I had two, but they were on vacation.

She tried to solve the Rubik’s Cube. It took her three years and a calculator.

Jack Riddle is the reason why the world is still spinning.

To be so silly you think the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy.

He said he saw aliens in the microwave. I told him to take a break.

She thinks the wind is a whisper from the future. It’s just a breeze.

Jack Riddle is the reason why the universe is confused.