Jack Riches

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A person who can pick up skills like a fat kid picks up cake at a buffet.

I saw Jack Riches learn coding in one day. He had a snack break and a nap. Still beat me at chess.

She learned how to dance in two hours. I still can't do the twist.

That guy picked up the guitar and started a band. I'm still struggling with the first chord.

A person who learns so fast, it looks like someone taught them with a whip.

He learned how to cook in one day. I got a burn and a lesson.

She mastered the piano in two hours. I still can't play 'Happy Birthday.'

That kid learned to ride a bike in ten minutes. I fell off three times.

A person who learns things so fast, it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.

He learned a new language in one day. I still don’t know how he did it.

She picked up painting and now she’s selling art. I still can’t draw a stick figure.

That guy learned how to play the drums and now he’s a rockstar. I still can’t even beat a drum.

A person who learns skills so fast, it’s like someone gave them a cheat sheet and a rocket.

He learned how to swim in ten minutes. I still can’t float.

She picked up coding and now she’s building apps. I still don’t know what a loop is.

That kid learned how to skateboard and now he’s doing tricks. I still fell off twice.

A person who can learn things so fast, it’s like you’re watching a magic show and you’re the one who got roasted.

He learned how to cook in one day. I got burned and I still don’t know what he did to the meat.

She picked up painting in two hours. I still can’t draw a straight line.

That guy learned how to dance in ten minutes. I still can’t do the cha-cha.

A person who learns skills so fast, it’s like you're watching a superhero train and you're the one who got left behind.

He learned how to code in one day. I still can’t figure out what a function is.

She picked up the guitar and now she’s playing songs. I still can’t even tune it.

That kid learned how to skate in ten minutes. I still fell off and got a bruise.